1. I am more than positive Ill die alone.

我几乎可以确信我要孤独终老了。

2. Wait, I cant tell if hes flirting1 or just being friendly.

哎？他这是对我有好感么，还是只不过表示友好而已。

3. Should I text my ex?

需不需要给前女友发个短信？

4. If need be, Ill marry myself.

如果可能的话，我想跟自己结婚。

5. I dont need a man! I am an independent woman!

我无需男性！我是独立的女人！

6. Being single is better!

单身更好！

7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!

需不需要注册个相亲网站？哪个了解呢或许就找到了！

8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?

为何他两个能在一块，而我就是一个人？

9. SRSLY, whats wrong with me?

讲真，我是否有哪些问题？

10. Im just waiting for Prince Charming2.

我在等我的白马王子。

11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.

我上次KISS是什么时间？我感觉我都忘了如何KISS了。

12. Netflix always makes my day better.

天天看会儿网剧能让我感觉好点。